Sunday, September 20, 2009

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I have decided to move. Not that I'm going to be moving physically, but to a new topic. So far, trying to write a post on religion every day has proven to be elusive. By elusive I mean painful on a whole new level. I’ve lost hours of sleep attempting to research the topic, and then collapse in exhaustion at the end before writing even a single sentence. This obsession with correctness is driven by the need to avoid insulting anyone. By avoiding insulting people, I hoped to avoid bodily harm. But, alas, my favorite subject has turned out to a paper rose.

This, of course, does not mean that I will not write about religion. I will be updating this blog once or twice a week, as time permits. I’m a sucker for addictions. I will be moving all of my class related work to another blog. Hopefully, having to do no research will allow me to meet my class requirements. My teacher has informed us that the next section of class will be even more painful then the current, so this switch in expectations will help me to survive this already desperate semester.

And for the teacher, whose smirk is most likely twitching at the ends with the need to scream: “I told you so”. I am not admitting defeat. I will not surrender.

My new blog, named “A Geek’s Guide to the Female Race” will be absolutely un-researched, ill informed, and wholly ridiculous.

As stated before, I will not be closing this blog. I will be updating it every week, with another one of my impassioned arguments. I will be posting again soon.

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